I'm dreadful with captions so I'll tell you a story. Every single time I go to the servo to fill up my car I get served by the same man. He always compliments my pearl earrings. He told me you can tell if they're real by rubbing them on your teeth. If they feel gritty they're real, if they feel smooth, they're fake. I look forward to that exact same conversation every single week.
haha, have you ever rubbed them on your teeth, vodkaslumber?
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